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Send nudes

To the people who send me messages asking for nudes (when there is an effing pink ribbon on my profile pic and a description that has the word cancer in it), don’t worry… I will send nudes… Just be patient 😁

*downloads the scan images from mammograms and MRIs*

It’s not exactly what you expected, but trust me, I’m in the nude😏

Idgits🙄

#PleaseGoAndHitOnSomeoneElse

#FeelTheEffingRoom

#AlsoIAmHappilyMarried

Pic of what happens when you tell your kids “I’m cold”. I’m not meant for the nude lifestyle… clearly 😆